Hi, I am an Internet Gentleman who also exists in real life. In both places I make websites, though you can usually only view them on the internet. I also like music, writing, art, and comedy items. As a wholly conceptualized Internet Gentleman, I have also given talks, done musics, self-published, self-financed, bootstrapped, made things worn by famous people, and made art for years and years all over the Eastern US. Hire me.
Things I would like to do: Things related to the above that are cool and help the world in a tangible way.
Things you can keep for yourself: Shit that is boring, shit that hurts others, shit that you can't call shit, and shitty shit that is shitified. Life is too short. Sorry!
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- Find out when things happen!
- Tiny copper inserts promote strength in your fingers and hands!
- Find out when things don't happen!
- Only one per month…or less! (barring extraordinary circumstances (note: unlikely))! GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
None! …unless you wanted the exact opposite of what I said the benefits would be (see: above).
I know all the business “code words”. You should email me!
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